Punning (Animals)

G.  Do you suppose there are any elk-a-holics around here?

N.  I don’t know why they would monkey around with that.

G.  Did you see that girl with the pony tail?

N.   The one with ze-bra strap broken?

G,      I raccoon she could fix that.

N.    Now you are really horsing around.

G.   I am punning doggedly.

N.   I didn’t catch that one.

G.  Now I know you are lion.

N.    Don’t be so seally!

G.   That sounds fishy to me.

N.   When will this be over?